Jonny's post dinner, pre-sleep lazy mock draft

[Jonny]

Strategy: Win now.

Rd 1) JPJ, C - Fatality
Rd 2) Cooper Beebe, Original Gangsta- Rachaad White coronated with the rushing crown for the next 2 years before we dump his ass and turn a 2025 mid rounder into the next rushing king.
Rd 3) Malik Washington, WR - he'll be a first down conversion machine. What we hoped Russell Gage will be.
Rd 3) Ben Sinnott, TE - Has some explosiveness to his route running and a near-elite YAC threat at his position unlike slow footed Otton.
Rd 4) Mohamed Kamara, Edge - Baby Shaq Barrett. Roll the dice on athletic edge rushers until someone turns out to be Reggie White. Seriously, the guy has a terrific highlight reel and underrated skill.
Rd 5) Jordan Jefferson, IDL - Good combination of power and agility.
Rd 6) Bucs trade up, who cares how. Nehemiah Pritchett, CB - 6ft, sub-4.4 40, from Auburn. Enough said.

[Grahamburn]

Kind of like this.

[mdb1958]

Kind of like this.

I think they all go before we pick, except maybe 2 for 1 Pritchitt.