Beatles123 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 17, 2025 11:54 am
So here are my thoughts on Monday's game, copied from my post on PR:
Bucs win if:
- We score more points than the Lions at the end of 4 quarters
This is a big one. It could be important. We'd be wise to try it.
- We wear kneecap guards while within Detroit city limits
They can't bite off what they can't chew!
- Tez Johnson does another flip and its even cooler
I think he should try three in a row. The Lions wouldn't possibly be able to handle that kind of power!
- Mike Evans returns
I mean, they can't double ALL our guys. Not anymore. Even if Mike is guarded most of the game, as long as he frees up Tez, Shep, or Cameron we should be okay
- Baker keeps being Baker
Need i say anymore? He's the best thing to happen to us in years that wasn't Brady-related. Keep letting him loose, run the offense, and don't get him hurt. Which leads me to...
- The Oline does it's job
We can't slack on their D. It'll pound us good if we don't have protection. Pause.
- The Refs aren't piss drunk like they've been for the past few weeks
HOW WAS IT NOT A FUMBLE, REFS?! HUH?! THE BALL WAS BOBBLED! THE BALL WAS FUCKI-
- We bounce a ball off a helmet again
It worked once!
- We don't turn the ball over
This is what cost us against the Fleagles. We should be 5-0 right now!
Lions win if:
- We score fewer points than the Lions at the end of 4 quarters
This is a big one. It could be important. We'd be wise not to try it.
- Barry Sanders comes out of retirement
It could happen, and we don't want that. He was scary!
- Dan Campbell eats our entire bench
He looked hungry against KC. The Chiefs keep Reid motivated this way too.
- Tez Johnson does another flip and its even cooler (and fails)
Last thing we need is another injury. PRACTICE THE LANDING, TEZ!
- We run too many plays that cause Todd Bowels to have that weird, confused looking smirk on the sideline
Listen man, when that face comes out that's the face of a man who's running too many programs at once in his internal OS. Usually when he gets like that he finds a way to reboot from safe mode after the half and get things working again, but if it's in the third quarter and he's made that face two or three times already, we could be in trouble.
- The refs remember 2010
"HEY, BOB! GET A LOAD OF THIS! I WAS JUST ON PEWTER REPORT THIS WEEK: YOU REMEMBER WHEN..."